- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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