wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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My cat just died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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