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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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