Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

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