what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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^ That's not even funny ^

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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