- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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