- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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