Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Terraria

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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