What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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