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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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