How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

And you honored it I see :P

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I have aids

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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