What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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