how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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your mother

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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