- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

roses are red violets should be purple

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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