Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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