- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Bumsniffer

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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