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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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