- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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