What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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