how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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