Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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