- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

I said I hate niiggers

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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