Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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