Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Mitt Romney

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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raisin boogers

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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