What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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