- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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