A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

knock knock? come in

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...