- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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