A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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