- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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