how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Jason Connor.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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