Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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HEY!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How are cars made? By magic.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Anti Joke

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