Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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whoa there

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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AIDS

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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