Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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