- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

The person below me is weird.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

I agree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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