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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

A dyslexic blind man

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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