A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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men's rights.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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I am a nigger.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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