- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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