There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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