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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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