- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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