what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Woman's rights

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Women's rights.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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