When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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President Donald Trump

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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