knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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I have a gay camel

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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womens rights

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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