Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Canadians

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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