What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Penisland

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Nah

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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