my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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