A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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