Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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