What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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